In today’s chaotic but well-intentioned installment, Preston and the crew attempt something radical: going straight—at least for a little while. Determined to earn their keep the old-fashioned way, they dive into honest work and leave their usual grift behind.
But in true misfit fashion, this noble pivot quickly derails. Through a bizarre string of odd jobs, comically bad luck, and one unfortunate invocation of force majeure, things go from productive to problematic in record time and more than one hospital visit later, the crew finds themselves on OSHA’s blacklist—and possibly a few watchlists, too.
Special shoutouts to Jake and Oskar Krowe for keeping the chaos alive and the forklifts rolling (straight into disaster).
Strap in for injuries, incompetence, and accidental hilarity as Preston & Co. prove that maybe, just maybe, crime was the safer option after all.